"David Hasselhoff says he deliberately videotaped himself drunk to provide a warning to others with a drinking problem. This is in addition to the thousands of hours of videotape Hasselhoff has provided as a warning to those with an acting problem."
"In an interview with Elle magazine, Richard Gere said he loved the "freshness and intelligence" of Playboy models when he was a kid. Yeah, and he loved the gerbil for its kindness and wit."
"In a surprising move, MTV president Lois Curren abruptly stepped down this week, after working at the network for nine years and watching five minutes of Nick Cannon's "Short Circuitz.""
"An obsessed Sandra Bullock fan has tried to run over her husband,"Monster Garage" host Jesse James.The most shocking part of the story is that there's still an obsessed Sandra Bullock fan."
"Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz said he gets under eye circles so he just puts on eye makeup and lets it all blur together. In related news, Pete Wentz has no idea he's a douchebag. "
"Eric Bana was uninjured after crashing his car into some trees during a road rally in Australia. The collision was reported to be watchable, but not all that interesting."
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